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Condom Demotivational Poster


CONDOMS - A new way of virus protection


TAGS: protection virus condom
Rating: 2.63/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:42 pm
Maybe effective... doesn't work though.


RAPEX CONDOMS - Show that rapist bastard how it feels.




GAMEBOY CONDOMS - For when you really need to get your game on


TAGS: gameboy condoms donkey kong
Rating: 4.53/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:02 am
Jaden Yuki would love these.:D


SPONSORSHIP - when it gets to something like this you know it is bad


TAGS: sponcer condoms
Rating: 4.9/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:33 pm
True, "Gotta catch 'em all" is about the LAST thing you wanna see on something that you're supposed to use to prevent pregnancies and STDs...
Axis - June 29, 2012, 2:18 pm
you kno all the nerds want pokemon and Xbox live,m&ms,MC Donalds,BK,pringels are there for the fat people m guessing the enrgizer one is for travlers and nike,gatorade and monster are for the health nuts...lol :D XD
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 3:12 am
They are all pretty stupid but the Pokemon one is particularly creepy to me. And where's KFC and Samsung?
Axis - June 23, 2012, 1:58 am
yerp LOL! and thankx :)
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:53 pm
You know what they say about politics and prostitution... 5L


CONDOMETRIC - It looks like somebody is going to do some serious rolling.




30 MINUTE GUARANTEE - If we don't arrive in 30 minutes, we won't bother because you probably started without us.




MORAL OF THE STORY -


TAGS: thanks culos condoms
Rating: 4.67/5

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camden - March 25, 2010, 7:59 pm
if i could give 10 lions, i would give it 50.
GuinnessTroll - March 19, 2010, 6:49 pm
Great joke...
sywolf - March 19, 2010, 1:34 am
someone told me that joke a couple of years ago, its really old, but I like the way you tell it
Makriev - March 19, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL Really good one! 5 L
ICEMAN - March 18, 2010, 11:15 pm
Been there, done that. Well except for the little sister thing, and the family thing, and the marriage thing. Other than that.......... 5L
spacedog - March 18, 2010, 10:58 pm
Good one Face, 5Ls.


THE TROJAN WARS -




THE TRAP -


TAGS: close call her mom condoms
Rating: 4.59/5

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Greeny - November 23, 2011, 7:30 pm
lol RL
Reality Lord - November 23, 2011, 4:25 pm

lolz...american pie style?
440wakeup - November 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
4-get that skiiney tart and her oily hair....I want the pie!! lay the pie on the counter and leave the room!
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 5:28 pm

copied what? thats my sig you noob...i put it on all my stuff.
bricemara - November 22, 2011, 4:52 pm
look at the bottom left he copied it


CONDOMS - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: condom
Rating: 1.7/5

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vbxvb - April 11, 2008, 2:51 am
give him head


CONDOMS -


TAGS: condoms
Rating: 1.71/5

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BEFORE AND AFTER - I know what you are thinking: Oh why oh why didn't I take the Blue Box.


TAGS: condoms tojans baby
Rating: 5/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 2:19 am
That... is marketing brilliance. Product placement at its best.


HARD TIMES -


TAGS: child support bank girl condoms
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:17 pm
Bordering sinister. 5L


MOMMA SAID - better safe than sorry


TAGS: safe sex woman condom xxxxxl
Rating: 4.33/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:52 am
Good observation!!!!!!!! xx
forseti - April 30, 2011, 6:25 am
this is more than 3 years expired! NOT safe!


GOOD GIRLS - Always Try To Brush Up Their Skills




CONDOMS - So unreliable




WHAT'S IN A NAME - ABORTION NOT AN OPTION ANYMORE -


TAGS: condom
Rating: 3.89/5

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pieman - February 3, 2010, 10:56 am
Great. The real reason was because I said "Jesus the Condom broke." His mom didn't speak that much english.


Composure -




SPONSERS -


TAGS: parody condoms cubby
Rating: 3.93/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 7, 2010, 8:47 am
What would happen if Cubby complained every time someone made a poster with a pic he had already used?
forseti - October 7, 2010, 3:49 am
guy: how should cubby have found your picture? you tagged it with capitalism. Do you want us all to check 75k pics for already used pics?? good luck with your next upload ;)
rerun - October 6, 2010, 7:46 pm

OK Guyfox, then to use your logic you are required to change your avatar....as Derek owned it long before you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 5:29 pm
And How exactly is one supposed to keep track of every single image used?......As Rerun pointed out, you've got a few repeats in your repertoire as well...And who made you an expert anyways?
guyfox - October 6, 2010, 5:22 pm
motifaking should be about creativity and constantly used images tend not to be creative
ICEMAN - October 6, 2010, 4:18 pm
Bottom line, its nothing to worry aboot. Cubby & Haar both used some of my recently used pics. Unless it's a direct rip off... fuhgetaboutit
forseti - October 6, 2010, 8:29 am
foxy's poster # 102582 used the same picture, but has a different caption/text. Created May 13, 2010. So that should not be a problem, eh? I don't think mean that harm. IMO the "rejection" from HMHP after his 6 fakes is a little more out of turn ;)
HammerofHeeb - October 6, 2010, 8:18 am
Owned.
rerun - October 6, 2010, 7:06 am

I look at guyfox work and see a lot of duplicates. If you want guy, I will officially warn cubby, however I will review each of yours in turn, for every dupe I find you will get a warning as well......5 warnings = time out? Game on? Your call
Cubbybear - October 6, 2010, 2:49 am
So...Guyfox, we are not to repeat pictures? Is this a Motifake rule? If so please go through my 5000+ posters before posting .Just to make sure the pic you choose is not repeated.
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:15 am
Been done. Rejected.
guyfox - October 5, 2010, 11:51 pm
dude..........I did this one awhile ago


CONDOM TESTER -


TAGS: condom testing susan
Rating: 3.9/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 11:35 pm
Daydreams and a water-filled prophylactic by the name of Mr. Floppy.
Sean - November 25, 2009, 11:31 pm
She has nothing but her daydreams to get her through her shift.
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 7:36 pm
That is clever shit, right there. 5/5


CONDOMS - they have their uses


TAGS: condoms
Rating: 3.73/5

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CONFIDENCE - Even if you have a Semi, you may still need help getting it up.




GUILT -




THAT SMILE - Is going to cost you about $350 a month child support


TAGS: wear condoms
Rating: 3/5

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Me_ - January 7, 2010, 1:02 pm
Try 25% of your gross.


PRODUCT PLACEMENT -




CONDOMS -


TAGS: condom moron fail
Rating: 2.64/5

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Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 7:20 pm
See... one size DOES fit all...
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:29 pm

He almost has it right, he just needs to pull it down a little further


IF SHE GETS PREGNANT - Then you KNOW she's sleeping around. 625 condoms > Excuse of broken condoms Dump that skank's ass!


TAGS: skank condoms a lot pregnant pregnancy babies
Rating: 1.93/5

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Link - July 21, 2009, 12:24 am
Say goodbye to any circulation you may have had o.O
Dustin Marthington - December 23, 2008, 1:48 am
laughed... so... hard!
Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 4:47 am
from asian to african with no surgery or body-mod
Johnny - November 11, 2008, 9:36 am
It looks more like a mortar with all 625 on.
RnR - September 12, 2008, 5:18 pm
a few boxes from the supermarket, where else?
anon - September 12, 2008, 5:09 pm
Where the HELL do you get 625 condoms?


CONVENIENCE STORE - All that's missing is Roofies!




DRESS APPROPRIATELY -


TAGS: dress act condom
Rating: 4.82/5

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mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:55 am
lol...everybody should be dressed proper for any occasion.


AIDS -


TAGS: safe sex hiv protection condom
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 11:48 am
Very well put. Responsibility and accountability. 5L


KILLING TRILLIONS - sense the 1960's


TAGS: condoms
Rating: 3.71/5

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rerun - March 7, 2012, 8:23 pm

way befor then, still good.
Vinxman - March 7, 2012, 9:32 am
since 1960s


BUT ABOVE ALL ELSE - Allows use a condom.


TAGS: condom
Rating: 3.4/5

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maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:01 pm
Nice.


CONDOMS - use it...




CONDOM - If you don't use one, don't bitch about the consequences.


TAGS: condom
Rating: 2.5/5

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BIRTH CONTROL - Because If You're Not Careful That One Night Stand Could Turn Out Like This




CONDOMAN - Fighting crime, one STI at a time.




90 PEOPLE - have swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, and nobody wants to wear a condom.


TAGS: flu aids mask condom
Rating: 4.87/5

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dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:22 pm
http://blog.worshiptheglitch.com/post/102701143/90-people-get-the-swine-flu-and-everybody-wants-to-wear


WALMART KNOWS WHATS UP -




FATHER -


TAGS: man without condom father mariand
Rating: 4.18/5

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holymoly - February 24, 2012, 10:12 am
Or unwilling.... Guilty (raises hand).......(to smack kids)


WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST -


TAGS: durex condoms
Rating: 3.8/5

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Greeny - August 2, 2011, 7:46 pm
They look sooo happy all mashed together like that!


CONDOM ADVERTISEMENTS - usually in the wrong place, at the wrong time.


TAGS: condom advertisements are ironic as hell
Rating: 2.76/5

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tehsupercheez - September 27, 2009, 2:26 pm
haha good one! five magic poodle lions to you!


KELLY SOON REALISED - That Greg had no idea when it came to condoms.




HEY LOOK AT THAT ! -




CONDOMS - Sometimes they fall off !!




BETTER KNOWN AS - Coney Island Whitefish




Bizarre Trivia -


TAGS: sex and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


HOUSING IN SINGAPORE -




Magic -




LIFE -




TROJANS - They usually work as designed. When they don't everyone knows.


TAGS: condoms
Rating: 2.63/5

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CONDOM - LOOK at the size of that thing! Then ask yourself, Why it's on the KITCHEN COUNTER?


TAGS: kittens cat condom
Rating: 1.92/5

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[email protected] - March 18, 2010, 11:59 pm
Our cat isn't coming out of the RAFTERS for anything less than shrimp and scallops. Red meat and pork mise well be green leafy bocoli to him.


Home Sweet Home -


TAGS: condominium condom sex penis
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 21, 2016, 11:06 am
Thank you very much. It's a great compliment coming from you.
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:41 pm
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.” Up yours, cause you have way


Immaculate -


TAGS: immaculate contraception jesus condom
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 10, 2015, 4:31 pm
Thanks, guys! [email protected]
MissPriss - July 10, 2015, 12:53 pm
Thank gawd your dad's had a 5L hole in it.
concern3 - July 9, 2015, 5:01 am
very clever a 5er
GaryO - July 8, 2015, 10:14 pm
n-I-c-e


Prophylactics -


TAGS: love bedroom relationship sex condom
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - March 12, 2017, 2:30 pm
Don't forget the lube.
concern3 - March 8, 2017, 5:03 am
Nice, UP yours


mistakes were made -




Size Does Matter -


TAGS: wish right size men condom chart
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 16, 2016, 11:18 pm
Finally THAT explains the lotion. Used to help stop the burn from the motion. All this time I thought it was to keep it baby skin soft. Thanks Em.
EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2016, 3:44 pm
Actually, when you choose one that's too big, it fits loose enough to get some friction!


Bottlecap Wisdom -




Blessing -


TAGS: bless condoms jesus bible quote
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 18, 2015, 2:36 am
I really enjoy bible quotes especially in their proper perspective and this is a %ER


SEX? -




To Great Lengths -


TAGS: size matters condoms small medium liar
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 10:40 pm
You're safe rerun I think I've pretty much run out of steam.
rerun - February 8, 2016, 7:58 pm

I'm just gonna stay silent on this
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 6:35 pm
3 tries to get water on that burn? Dammit I'm really that good...teehee
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 5:53 pm

Magnum...you forgot magnum...
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 1:20 pm
Aw Silvie...your were the inspiration for it!
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 1:08 pm

Every read a poster and really, really wish you'd come up with it? This is one of tho5e. Love it!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:37 pm
Sure yuk it up lg but how do you know of which you cockle..er..cackle?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
So...your a fibber not a ribber?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
Wee wee pzyk!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:35 pm
Well you're the exception to the rule Mr. Gary. You need a damn sock cuz a condom aint gonna go all the way to your knees my friend. Actually, scrotums don't count so I guess your ok.
GaryO - February 8, 2016, 7:47 am
50 Ls....because I can
pzykosiz - February 8, 2016, 5:21 am
Liar's french for huge right?
concern3 - February 8, 2016, 5:00 am
“Liar's such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as me omitting some of the details" but a 5er
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 2:54 am

LOLOLOL! Size 5x


have you ever been so drunk.... -


TAGS: always use condom
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:54 pm
think we've all done that at least once or twice in our lives, BigO! LOL!
GaryO - September 1, 2015, 2:45 am
seemed like it the next morning


DEVELOPMENT - First we got condoms with strawberry flavour Now the strawberries tastes of condom


TAGS: development condom strawberry
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sho - September 29, 2012, 10:56 pm
So how does latex taste?
mariand - September 29, 2012, 6:11 pm
lol...really?


LOADED DIAPERS -




please don't feed the models -




RED OR BLUE? - Buses, practice safe transport.


TAGS: condom bus
Rating: 3.83/5

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WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET? - ...And how long has it been there?




ADAM WEST -




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